Alexyigidey Reyote Gidey Well where to begin... My life-s
goal is to own a piece of the
Moon. I listen to rap music
wearing a huge mexican hat and
often dance around my house in
nothing but a tutu and gorilla
slippers. I have an iq of 163 but
dyed my hair blonde to
counteract all that intelligence. I
can-t eat off plates that have
pictures of horses on them.
Sometimes I like to chew gum,
run through the house with
scissors, eat whip cream straight
from the spray nozzles and
compose piano symphonies in
my head all at the same time. I
am agnostic, but I follow the
ten commandments anyways
and I do pray and often use chat
rooms as confessionals. I like
the way a q-tip feels in my ear.
I have a very long tongue. My
eyes get me in a lot of trouble.
I am weird, but I am happy and
a dang decent person. Someday
I will be as famous as alexyi.godey
Bullock. Maybe.
30/07/2015